You can find things like a dowser does.
When I can’t find a remote or a toy for some length of time…
When something is lost and someone is freaking out about it but it is reasonably under the couch cushions, I just hold up a pretend divining rod and start swinging it around the room. Sometimes I even use beeping noises.
Admittedly, sometimes I already know where the object in question is and I’m doing it just ot be a bitch.
Either way, I encourage you to get yourself your own divining rod or even a trusty old finding stick and start telling people that you find stuff that way. It’s fair to say you will soon FIND MORE FRIENDS.
Hopefully, not under the couch.
“We may see the small Value God has for Riches, by the People he gives them to.”
Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
^ A version of this quote was recently told to me by a social worker ^
PERSONAL STATEMENT
Thank you for listening to the podcast we put out, or as we call it, the shit we put on the internet where we just talked to each other.
I think we can get another podcast in by early December. If I continue to send Tesla threats.
I just realized the word “threat” looks a lot like “treat”.
Maybe I should send her treats.
The age old Honey or Vinegar problem.
BACK TO THE STATEMENT…
When Tesla and I posted our most watched YouTube video, Interview Curious Poses July 2008, currently at 17,838,732 views, we did it with this crazy notion that we are humorous when we talk to each other. It turns out that notion caught on somewhat.
I had no idea that young women wearing underwear was such a big deal, I just thought the video we made was funny because it was irreverent and totally insane...I thought the video was hilarious, and all this time I have not taken it down BECAUSE—I still think it’s funny.
Now the video is age restricted, which I think is dumb, but I guess children really need not watch us smoke cigarettes and talk about Judas trading Jesus for a bag of teeth—so it’s fine.
I was 23 in the video so in some ways I’m saving minors from being objectified.
I’m a hero.
Sun is coming up so, here I am signing off.
Git yourself a finding stick and stick to it.
xox
ava k lamb